Down the rat hole!
This morning after only a few hours sleep, I ventured out of my room to get much needed coffee and breakfast. My Spanish was abysmal.
“Me no speak Spanish.”
As we were parting he gave me the tip of a life time. “When you get to the airport anywhere, just tell them you need a wheelchair. They don’t ask any questions, you get whisked across the airport to your gate, and you’re the first to load.”
